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Choose a classic, rewrite the title or the author, and approve every letter before you pay. Each journal is engraved to order in Chicago and usually ships within a week. Shipping is a flat $5 per order, however many you add.

Metal corners are an optional extra (+$5).

Jane Austen

Pride & Prejudice

Shown here: Pride & Pizza Rolls

Sense & Sensibility

Shown here: Sass & Sensibility

Mansfield Park

Shown here: Passanisi Park

Emma

Shown here: Warby

Northanger Abbey

Shown here: Northanger Asylum

Persuasion

Shown here: Fanfiction

Edgar Allan Poe

The Tell-Tale Heart

Shown here: The Telltale Fart

The Fall of the House of Usher

Shown here: The Fall of the House of Ruggles

The Raven & Other Poems

Shown here: Persistent Death Bird & Other Poems

Annabel Lee & Other Poems

Shown here: Katybel Lee & Other Poems

The Masque of the Red Death

Shown here: The Red Dye 40 of Death

The Pit and the Pendulum

Shown here: The Pit & The Ingrown Hair

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Definitely Not a Dirty Book

Book Disguise · $25

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Probably a Dirty Book

Book Disguise · $25

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Totally a Boring Book, I Swear

Book Disguise · $25

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SMUT

Book Disguise · $25

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filthy thoughts

Thoughts Journal · $20

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smutty thoughts

Thoughts Journal · $20

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dirty thoughts

Thoughts Journal · $20

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